The "Insults" page leans toward Don Rickles humor, though can be just plain nasty. Here intended to be silly, old, or madeup jokes and sayings.
The word "awesome" is being overused to the point of irritating. So I came
up with:
other: "That's awesome."
me: "Awwwe!"
other: "what was that for?"
me: "You said awe some, so I gave you some awe."
Needles in a haystack are not hard to find. Instead of fingering through one straw at a time, just sit down. After you yell ouch, stand up and pull the needle out of your behind.
Q: What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown nose?
A: Depth perception!
Cheece and Chong -
Wanna chase some cars and get high on the exhaust?
Man that stuff causes brain damage.
Sniffing exhaust causes brain damage?
No, the rear tire running over your head does.
Created on 8 August 2025
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